ahahaha oh my god let me tell you the lame story of FUJI who finally got her preordered link figma only to have it for less than 4 hrs and then she was overly zealous and broke the handle off the master sword…
finding this unforgivable she decided to hock up moolah to get another one because dear lord she is ridic but that means: should you decide that you don’t mind the fact the handle of the master sword to this link figma has been snapped off and super glued back on and you don’t particularly feel like spending or have any money to spend on a brand new link figma/a figma that hasn’t been manhandled by an idiot then fuck it THIS FIGMA IS THE FIGMA FOR YOU BECAUSE IMMA GIVING IT AWAY!!!
tbh i had a much nicer otp orientated giveaway of not broken things planned for holy shit thank you so much wtfbbq 500+ followers how why please enjoy your stay but i figure WELL I AM DUMB so let’s do this and i’ll do that other giveaway later but for now
IMPERFECT MASTER SWORD LINK FIGMA GIVEAWAY (feat. fuji is really dumb)
some shit you should know
1. reblog only once
2. likes don’t count
3. i will ship anywhere the postal service will… ship to
4. you don’t have to follow me to participate and following me will not up your uh chances
5. jsyk everything else is brand spanking new and not broken, and works perfectly well i just cannot live with myself knowing i broke the master sword my link figma now has a once broken master sword link forgive me the gods won’t i need some mercy how did i finish so many zelda games when i break master swords it is a mystery that will never be solved i would be the most horrifying boss not even ganondorf could break the master sword can you imagine this shit wow most of this crap i’m rambling on about you do not give a fuck CARRYING ON
6. start date is TODAY wtf is it 12/10/2012 ok and end date is 01/10/2013
7. YOU MUST HAVE YOUR ASK OR SUBMIT BOX (??? wtf is it called) OPEN for me to contact you??? and must be comfy with giving me your info (name/address) b/c if you’re not I can’t… send and that seems moot yeah
8. if the first winner doesn’t reply within 3 days with their info for me to ship this flawed bb elsewhere i will choose a new winner dont cry
9. that’s about it i’m sorry
10. ONCE AGAIN THE MASTER SWORD WAS BROKEN AND SUPERGLUED BACK TOGETHER IF THIS IS REALLY A PROBLEM DON’T. PARTICI. PATE. ??? (there’s a pic of how BAD IT IS SCREAMS I HATE MYSELF)
11. thank & good day