- If you use an umbrella you are either a tourist or a sissy. Oregon is not pleased with the use of umbrellas. Natives will find their carcasses littering the side of the roads. This is because Oregon likes to lure you into a false sense of security with a steady downfall then shoot a huge gust of wind up from behind you so you loose your precious umbrella. Real Oregonians wear hoodies. Even our sleeveless vests have hoods on them. That is how the Oregonians do.
- It’s not pronounced “Ore-gone". If you say that, you’ll get a fist to the teeth. It’s “Orygun".
- We don’t like California or Californians.
- Portland is not part of Oregon. It’s where California sends its rejects.
- Eugene is where Portland’s rejects go.
- Voodoo doughnuts isn’t worth the one hour wait. You get stale caramel bars with a strip of cold, over-cooked bacon on it. Go local. It’s better.
- We communicate mostly through bumper stickers.
↧
True facts about living in Oregon.
↧
